Beach exercises

I have a beach routine:
Undress immediately to capture as much melanoma as possible. No need for sunblock, give me -30 for melanoma accellerant. (spell)
First stop is a refreshing seawee, followed by 2 laps freestyle, 1 backstroke and 1 breast.

THEN, I do 3 handstands and the beach people give me a rating out of 10. BUT whenever I've achieved a 10 in my own mind, no-one has noticed.
Finally I float for 3-5 mins, looking up at the clear blue sky and focussing on my breathing.
There's no video footage as the beach is clothing optional and I'm in the nude. It's one of the best harbourside beaches in Sydney - used to be best kept secret until Lonely Planet advertised.